RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
SWINGIN' LOUNGE SINGER VERSIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE HIT SONGS!
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RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
SWINGIN' LOUNGE SINGER VERSIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE HIT
SONGS!
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GOOD EVENING!
DICK PLAYS
THE U.S. IN 2008/2009!
NEW "DICK AT NITE"
CD ON SALE NOW!
TOMORROW'S STANDARDS TODAY!
America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40
hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional
pop vocal standards. Cheese has sold more than 135,000 CDs;
his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A
Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his
Christmas album Silent Nightclub, and his all-new TV Themes
album Dick At Nite.
7 Things Richard Cheese Wants You To Know:
1) His 7th CD "Dick At Nite" is now on sale!
2) He's playing his final farewell tour!
3) myspace.com/richardcheese
4) Yes, you can hire him to play your xmas party or wedding!
5) He has sold more than 140,000 CDs since 2000!
6) If you buy some RC merchandise, he can afford to record more CDs!
7) His music was featured in the movie Dawn Of The Dead!
8) He can't count!
The hardest
working Dick in show business has played sellout shows around the
world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from
Portland to Portugal, from Hollywood to Honolulu. His songs have been featured in the
movie
Dawn Of The Dead
and the NBC-TV shows
Las Vegas
and Passions,
and he's performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN, MTV's Say What
Karaoke?, Fox & Friends on the Fox News Channel, and NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly as the
house band.
With his swanky jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his
enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of
music, martini, and madcap!
Thanks for spreading the cheese!
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PAGE!
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"EXTRA CHEESE" for more swingin' fun
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REQUEST-A-SONG FOR RICHARD CHEESE TO SWANKIFY!
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Do you have a song suggestion for Dick's next CD?
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FIRST, SEE WHICH SONGS ARE ALREADY ON
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DICK'S
SEVEN CDs . . . . VISIT OUR
TRACKLIST PAGE!
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THEN, .
GET DOWN WITH THE DICKNESS!
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Sign up here to receive updates about Richard Cheese CDs, shows, and other crap!
Or, send an email to
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Visit YOUTUBE to see dozens
of home-made fan videos featuring Richard Cheese songs, plus RC's fabulous music
videos!
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www.youtube.com/user/RichardCheese
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WILL YOU OR YOUR FRIEND BE DICK'S 60,000th MYSPACE FRIEND?
Get your friends to add RC and you might win a free lithograph poster!
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www.myspace.com/richardcheese
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