Thanks to everyone who
participated in
"OPERATION: CHEESEY FREEDOM."
We've sent out more than 5,000 totally free
CDs
to military personnel around the globe. Swankification: Accomplished
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RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
SWINGIN' LOUNGE SINGER VERSIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE HIT
SONGS!
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Richard Cheese croons Vegas lounge-singer versions of rock
and rap songs. Imagine Sinatra singing
Radiohead, and
you've got Dick.
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America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40
hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional
pop vocal standards. Cheese has sold more than 175,000 CDs;
his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A
Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his
Christmas album Silent Nightclub, his TV Themes
album Dick At Nite. his live album Viva La Vodka, and
his all-new album OK Bartender, now on sale at shop.richardcheese.com and
iTunes.
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ARRIVING SUMMER 2010:

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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW: 1) Richard Cheese has released 9 fabulous CDs since 2000, including his new albums "OK BARTENDER" and "VIVA LA VODKA" 2) Richard Cheese is in the studio working on an all-new CD "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA" for 2010 release! 3) You can request a song for Richard to swankify! (see below) 4) Richard Cheese has sold more than 175,000 CDs! 5) You can hire RC and his swing band to play your wedding, birthday party, or corporate event! 6) We can't count!
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| A LETTER FROM RICHARD CHEESE Dear Fans, Friends, and Packaged Liquor Store Owners: Thank you so much for your kind support of our music and our band. We truly appreciate your enthusiasm, loyalty, and swankiness. I have just finished performing my final farewell tour. This was REALLY it. I've been lounging against the machine since our first CD debuted in 2000, and it's time for me to hang up my tiger-striped tux. The concerts we played on our 2009 "MARTINI HERO" tour (see below) were the final stops in those cities. Even though I'm retiring from touring, I'll still be recording new CDs. Our new live album, "VIVA LA VODKA: RICHARD CHEESE LIVE" and my new CD "OK BARTENDER" are now available in stores and on iTunes and at shop.richardcheese.com. Future albums include "BACK IN BLACK TIE," "NUMBERS OF THE BEAST," and "A LOUNGE SUPREME." In the future, we will be working on some other new projects, including new recordings, a book, and a documentary/concert film. Please enjoy your visit to richardcheese.com, and be sure to post a comment at facebook.com/richardcheese. Thanks again for believing in The Cheese, and keep swingin'! ----RC
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Richard Cheese to our brave troops all over the world: Hey kids...thanks for your kind emails and support. I have heard from many of you in the military who tell me that you listen to our songs while on duty. Wow! That is crazy and wonderful and I am flattered beyond words. I am proud of you and I believe in you and I think of you constantly. That's why I drink so much! I hope we bring you home soon. Keep swingin' and stay safe! ---RC |
![]() America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40 hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional pop vocal standards. Cheese has sold more than 175,000 CDs; his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his Christmas album Silent Nightclub, his TV Themes album Dick At Nite, his live album Viva La Vodka, and his latest album OK BARTENDER, all available here at shop.richardcheese.com and at iTunes. The hardest working Dick in show business has played sellout shows around the world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from Portland to Portugal, from Hollywood to Honolulu. His songs have been featured in the movie Dawn Of The Dead and he's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN with Anderson Cooper, NBC's Las Vegas, KROQ's Kevin & Bean Show, Opie & Anthony, Howard Stern, MTV's Say What Karaoke?, Fox & Friends on the Fox News Channel, Z100, and as the house band 20 times on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly . With his snappy jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap. Swank that! ► FOR A COMPLETE BIO, VISIT THE ABOUT DICK+FAQ PAGE! |
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crapload of cash getting this baby designed and launched, so please click on
every link so he gets his money's worth. If you find a broken link or
another serious problem that we missed, please send a DETAILED email to
lounge@richardcheese.com and
you might win a free autographed 8x10 photo of RC&LATM!
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